One Meter on the Moon · Ceremonial Registry

Grant of One Square Meter

Tranquility Lots · First District · Sea of Tranquility

Be it recorded that on March 14, 2026, Jonah named square T-5051

“Sarah's Parking Spot”

“No meters. No towing. No atmosphere.”

Lot

T-5051

Coordinates

8.500000°N, 31.400000°E

Measure

1 m²

Consideration

$6

Grid

Row 51, column 51

This instrument conveys no title, sovereignty, mineral rights, or parking privileges recognized by any nation, treaty, telescope, or reasonably cautious attorney. It is a joke with coordinates.